Food Aficionado. Chef. Podcaster. Gamer. Horde Member. Kid of the Fence. Comic Book Geek. Shockadin. Burger Wolf. King. A Captain looking for a crew.
Me: You guys wanna try this date shake?
Jon: Aww, are those the things that are good?
“Oh, here I am: An old man with just my memories. My children never visit me anymore. My poor wife is dead and I have no more friends. But I do remember I had the best time of my life: there was this young man. I think he might’ve been Dominican or something? I think he might’ve been from Cuba? From Santa Lucia? He had this fuckin’ crazy hair and he wrote this fuckin’ musical about this dude with a spaceship. He would make up these most magical stories and he used to draw these most wonderful little funny pictures. He drew these funny stories about these horrible people living in space. What was his name!? Sanchee? Sochi? Cindio? Cle… Claudio Sanchez! I would give anything to see him again!”