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Key of Z #4 Digital Issue Giveaway WINNER

Sorry I slept on this, guys! It was supposed to be drawn yesterday, but with my missed flight and all, I was pretty bummed and moaping around.

So there were four actual reblogs (shame on all of you). I used RANDOM.ORG to pick winners. First person to reblog is number one, second is number two, and so on.

Winning number was two, which belongs to thejameschamp! Congrats! Hope you enjoy your digital copy of Key of Z Issue 4!

The conclusion to Evil Ink ComicsKey of Z was the highlight of my day. Such a fantastic read and phenomenal eye candy. This comic series has been the brain to my zombie.

As mentioned in the video above, all you gotta do is Follow Me on Tumblr and reblog this review and you’ll be entered into a drawing for a free digital copy of Key of Z #4! I will pick a winner tomorrow (1/26/12) before my flight to Pennsylvania.

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soldatrenard asked: If you could make an infomercial for a product that already exists, what would you pick. Also, Have you seen the new infomercial for the schticky? I thought it was a joke But nope they went there.

Holy hell. I had not seen this.

Couple of reasons why this is insane/amazing:

  • It’s Vince of ShamWow and Slap Chop fame.
  • At 0:14 seconds in, you honestly begin to think this is, in fact, a joke. It’s not.
  • 0:19: Yeah, he went there…
  • 0:45: Another zinger!
  • 1:03 is my favorite. Why? As you may or may not know, dude was arrested after beating on a hooker in February 2009. He parodies that here. He gave himself the SNL treatment!
You really can’t hate this infomercial. It’s awesome. To answer your question, though, Nate… this is what I would’ve picked. Hence why I went into so much detail. We actually recorded an infomercial for a lint roller I had lying around the house back in High School. I contacted the friend I did it with. He has the old video. Hopefully, I can upload it here soon!

6AM came and slapped me in the face this morning. After shaking off the cobwebs and fueling up on Cap’n Crunch (the best cereal d’uh), I headed to Mesa College to crash a couple of classes. In my Quantity Food Prep Lab, we were given Buddah’s Hand and Sea Beans and assigned the task of creating an entree and dessert out of them. Really odd items, but exciting to work with.

Evil Ink Comics’ Key of Z #4 is out this Wednesday, so be sure to pester your comic book overlord to hold you a copy. Too late to pre-order from your local shop? Buy it digitally.

That’s about it. Comic reviews for ya Wednesday with a giveaway! Also, ask me stuff, yo.

P.S.: I know culinary ain’t gangsta or anything, but how hard does that food look with Ni**as in Paris playing in the background?

mikk1o5 asked: Question: How do you shower so quickly? Do you use magic? Are you a wizard?

Daffy Duck: The WizardYou’re sharp to figure me out. It’s true… I am a Wizard. I’m able to shower quickly with my powers. Unspeakable powers. Every day, by the dim light of the dream realm’s black sun, I climb the frozen waterfall of Voldrini in search of Celestia, the guardian of infinite power. Under my necromancer gaze, a silver serpent poises ready to strike. It attacks with hydrogen needles, but I’m always undeterred.

That, and video editing.

1indienation asked: let me give you a haircut boy!!! grow it out and I'll cut it on cam =X

Dang! If I didn’t have to get an emergency haircut because of the Hershey, PA trip this weekend, I would! Definitely next one goes to you. I’m interested to see what you have in mind for my mess up top.

You guys can check out Rachel’s work here. Best in Los Angeles!

Another year, another relaunch. I’ve recently had a ton on my mind that I want to go into great detail with the denizens of the Interwebs, so I’ve decided to relaunch the site. There’s a much more relaxed vibe now, as I’m not stressing myself out to actually have things posted on a certain schedule. Hopefully, this lax approach will have me blogging more than ever.

As the video mentions, I would love your questions. Most of you know what I’m knowledgable about. Drop me a query, yo!